Cook the bacon in a skillet over medium heat until deeply crisp, about 10–12 minutes, or bake at 400°F for 15–18 minutes. Transfer the bacon to paper towels to drain excess grease.
Add the mayonnaise, Greek yogurt, lemon juice, vinegar, Dijon mustard, Worcestershire sauce, garlic, parsley, chives, basil, anchovy paste, kosher salt, and black pepper to a blender or food processor.
Blend until smooth and creamy. The dressing should be thick and easily spreadable without running.
Taste the dressing and adjust seasoning if needed. It should taste bright, tangy, herb-forward, and lightly savory.
Lightly butter the bread and toast until deeply golden brown and crisp.
Optional: Rub the warm toasted bread lightly with a cut garlic clove for extra flavor.
Pat the tomato slices dry thoroughly with paper towels and lightly season with flaky salt and black pepper right before assembling.
Slice the avocado and lightly season with flaky salt and a small squeeze of lemon juice.
Spread the green goddess sauce generously onto both slices of toasted bread.
Layer shredded lettuce first, followed by tomato slices, avocado slices, crispy bacon, and a final light layer of lettuce.
Finish with cracked black pepper.
Slice the sandwiches in half using a serrated knife and serve immediately while the bread is crisp and the bacon is warm.